I’m not a big party person, yet here I sit in the parking lot of a big party on the passenger side of my truck with the door open, waiting. I went inside and said hello to the woman with my face—it was weird, she was dancing and acting human.

She didn’t recognize me either, she thought I was someone new until I said, “It’s Staggered,” then her eyes widened and she reached for my waving hand with excitement and affection… weirder!

Anyway, the music was LOUD and I had a headache from driving half way across my mind without my glasses, so I came outside to expose my head to the night sky and make sense of it all.